Episode 003: Getaway (2013) – Strap Yourself In
To save his kidnapped wife, Brent Magna must drive at the orders of a mysterious man, but things get complicated when a teenage girl forces herself into the mix.
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 2%
The strongest thing Getaway had going for it was Ethan Hawke, who sleeps on his own likability throughout most of the film. I mean, the rest of the film is Jon Voight’s baffling performance (and gross mouth closeups), Selena Gomez seeming out of place, and what should have been phenomenal car chases that are reduced to awkward, choppy edits.
Don’t remember Getaway? Here’s the trailer:
This is probably the best scene in the entire film:
And speaking of weird films, the next movie we review Battlefield Earth. Strap your thetans in!