Episode 002: The Master of Disguise (2002) – Too Turtley for the Turtle Club
After his parents are kidnapped, a bumbling waiter must embrace his family’s mastery of disguise in order to stop an art thief focused on his father’s destruction.
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 1%
We don’t really want to beat a dead horse, but it’s just such a poorly made film. If you peel back a few layers, you can see how this sophomoric idea was designed with kids in mind—but you could also decide that Dana Carvey has zero faith in what humor children find funny. Shallow gags only go so far!
Here’s some clips for you to watch if you hate yourself:
Anyway, we hope you come back next week for Getaway. We like to think things are looking up around here. They have to get better eventually, right?