032: Jupiter Ascending feat. Paul4AllSeasons
Premise: A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and destructive industry.
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 26%
Right off the bat, we could tell that this film would at least be a visual treat. While most of the sets were CG, they were well crafted and a lot of artistry went into them.
The film is campy, but not intentionally so. Sometimes it feels like it knows this, like in the bureaucracy sequence, which was one of the funnier sequences. Of course, these scenes were almost lifted directly from the style and tone of Hitchhiker’s (it kind of somehow worked here, too). There are other concepts that are funny, yet not treated funny. For example, sky rollerblading should be played up for laughs, same for the human-hybrids of Caine and Stinger.
However, the story here only barely makes sense — they ask the audience to make a lot of leaps of faith. Not all of these leaps pay off, and sometimes you find yourself mid-leap without a jumping off point. While we could see Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis playing a romance in almost any film, they don’t feel the greatest fit for a cerebral space opera in the Wachowski’s style.
If there is a saving grace to this film, it’s that it’s unique enough to be memorable. Whether that memory is good or bad is really up to the viewer, though.
Or you can just take away that bees don’t lie.